sand penis
not to be confused with sad p-n-s a sand p-n-s is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob
sally: kate u have a sand p-n-s
kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
sally: *dies*
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