sand trap
a v-g-n- with sand in it
i hooked with this chic in the desert and her sand trap f-cked my sh-t up
when you have s-x on a beach and you get sand on your p-n-s and don’t wash it off before penetrating the v-g-n-l cavity.
john got caught in a sandtrap last night and shot himself after.
before you f-ck a girl on the beach throw on a condom dip it in the sand then f-ck the sh-t out of her c-nt
my boy #1 gave this girl the sand trap right before he erupted on the beach
(n)p a name given to a golfer of little to no skill. often found splashing about a greenside bunker like a phat kid in a paddle pool.
jay : “geez, those 9 shots in the bunker on the 5th killed my round completely”
johnny : your time will come young sand trap, oh yes… your time will come.
jay : smb!
a place inconducive to upgrading your life.
a place you grow up, but can’t seem to leave, irregardless that your life is going nowhere.
i had to get out of manteca, ca because it’s a sand trap.
the v-g-n-l cavity of an asian woman
yo, sorry i was late last night. i was getting some sandtrap.
when you’re banging a chick on the beach, throw sand in her eyes, thereby blocking her from seeing the facial she’s about to receive..
while f-cking betty i took a handful of sand and blinded her right before shooting all over her face…
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