Sandbar
an expression of lameness or douchebaggery.
derived from the people who visit the sandbar on the columbia river behind the gorge amphitheater instead of buying tickets for the show.
can you believe those girls in the campground bathroom who are straightening their hair! that’s so sandbar!
we’re at a dave matthews show and those sandbar douche bags are blasting snoop dogg in their rv.
me: i have to go back to work tomorrow.
you: sandbar!
the area between the d-ck and the -ss. also referred to as the grundle or gooch.
please fondle my sandbar.
the act of wetting your p-n-s and covering it with sand, then sticking it inside of a girl’s -ss
that b-tch didn’t even see the sandbar comin!
see also: “nifkin” or “grundle”
the area between the bottom of your sack and your -ss hole
come here and m-ssage my sand bar
an extreme skid mark left on the toilet bowl.
i just had to scrub my brother’s nasty -ss sandbar off the toilet!
sandbar – when you sh-t in the toilet and the mound peaks above the water line forming a sandbar\
omg there are raisins in your sandbar homie1
the perineum.
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