sandy handy
a hand job with no lube involved.
kristey was on her period and didn’t want to give me head and we ran out of lube, so she just gave me a sandy handy.
used as a form of negative reinforcement. a hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. this results in m-ssive erosion of the p-n-s.
marco if you don’t clean up your sh-t, i’m going to give you the roughest sandy handy.
getting a sand paper hand-job till. higher the grit, the better.
“hey ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or f-ck a goat”?
1) handjob on the beach; 3rd base(m) on the beach.
steve: “how was the sh-r-?”
carl: “sweet.”
steve: “you hook?”
carl: “yeah, with sheila.”
steve: “did you ‘oh-baby-yeah’?”
carl: “no. but she gave me a sandyhandy.”
steve: “yikes. that had to feel good. sike.”
a malevolent maneuver during the delivery of a hand-job wherein the performer edges the unsuspecting recipient into a swoon of ecstasy before swiftly and discreetly dipping their lubed hand into a concealed stash of sand and resuming the hand-job, chaffing the recipient’s p-n-s
she gave him a sandy handy while they were at the beach.
a hand job at the beach handy
my c-ck is aching after that sandy handy
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