Sandbar Mouth
when you mouth is so dry, with just a tad of saliva covering you sandy dry tongue….resembling a sand bar with only a tad bit of water over it….most commonly encountered while high, a variation of cotton mouth.
bud: hey man this is some dank bud.
cotton: yeah but it’s giving me the worst cotton mouth.
sandy: yeah you must have “sandbar mouth”…..ya
know…when your mouth is so dry it resembles a sandbar?
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