sandford syndrome
the process by which one becomes a horse. once thought to be as improbable as alchemy, cases have proven conclusively the efficacy of such a phenomenon.
symptoms include:
loud neighing speech, often at inappropriate social junctions and containing inappropriate content, when intelligible.
engorged gums and teeth, causing the frame of the mouth to protrude from the face.
messy eating habits
obsession with shoes and general covering of hooves.
“haaaaaaaaayy! i just got these rad kicks. they are radical. revere them. ima go kick right now on my deck which i bought from bleeker st cause its not legit otherwise. later buuu-ddy”
a cl-ssic and sadly incurable case of sandford syndrome
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