sanding wood

the act of male masturbation.
friend1: “what’s taking you so long in there? i need to use the bathroom!

friend2: “stop talking to me i’m sanding wood!”
the act of inserting a p-n-s into an excessively arid v-g-n-, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.
man, mike must have been sanding wood last night. you should have seen the friction burn on his johnson!

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