Sandvag


an individual who exhibits agitation, revulsion, panic, or extreme discomfort for no worthwhile reason. akin to the medical disorder “sandvaginitis”, or “appearing to have sand in one’s v-g-n-“. (note: this term applies to female as well as male individuals).
paco: miguel, stop being such a sandvag. a bite from the death stalker scorpion causes unbearable pain, fever, coma, convulsions, paralysis and only maybe death.
miguel: is raul going to come over and suck the poison out of my wound?
paco: if he doesn’t sandvag out this time.
1.when a v-g-n- is sandy, and may feel rough, like sandpaper.

2.also used as an insult
1.”i was at the beach today, and now i have a really bad sandvag”

2.”god, your such a sandvag!”

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