Sandwich Envy


a mental condition similar to freud’s theory of p-n-s envy; however, sandwich envy is not strictly limited to females. sandwich envy occurs when one person has access to a delicious sandwich, and his/her friend(s) do(es) not. symptoms of sandwich envy include hunger, jealousy, and apparent staring at the person with a sandwich. thirst sometimes accompanies hunger, but this phenomenon is a rarity. similar conditions exist with other tasty foods.
person a is eating a sandwich during summer school break, while a’s friends are watching. these friends suddenly feel hungry and are jealous of the sandwich-eater. they are encountering sandwich envy.

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