sandwish
n. a state of being in two pieces of bread and the desire to put something edible between them, but possessing nothing suitable.
“hey, i have two pieces of bread and nothing to put between them… looks like it’s sandwish time for me!”
“to make a sandwish” is an expression for giving condolences.
if thats the case, im gonna send you my condolences by making a sandwish
a bread only sandwich with no filling or bread with a condiment only as filling , as you consume it you wish for meat and cheese .
i spent all my loot and all i could afford was this lousy sandwish wish i could afford a real sandwich .
what you wish you were eating while you’re having a subway sandwich
this meatball marinara is pretty good, but i sandwish i was having a hero from that italian deli in soho.
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