someone very awesome who is an amazing friend, good in school, responsible, sometimes a bit naive, but very lovable and the most trustworthy person you will ever meet.
sawsan helped me with my math today and i p-ssed the test!
- splashing blumpkin
getting head while taking a sh-t. the falling t-rds splash toilet water all over the girl’s face. like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter. she needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (your mom, that is.)
- dag gommit
a word coach bowen uses in every sentence when hes yelling at the b-llston spa football team for effect. dag gommit, you gotta be frickin kiddin me right now. ahh p-ss on it. run an island!
- daffodil puncher
a person (male or female… mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. if you are called this you probably poke the v-g-n- harshly rather than gently m-ssaging it as it should be. “shame on you daffodil puncher!” shame
exclamitory word used to show intense emotion. also used as a subst-tution for the word “d-mn.” “daggum it! i stubbed my toe!” or “daggum! she hit me hard!” for those that prefer to not curse with the lord’s name in vain. “dag gum, boy stop pickin on me”
the point when a gerbil is burnt. i would like my gerbil damijan.