sandy bucket
a sandy bucket occurs on the rare occasion when you are about to plummet yo chap into a s-xy s-xy lady and then out of nowhere a cartoon squirrel in a weird underwater costume flies out and smacks you one in the ballocks. bet you still go for the p-ssy afterwards though, ya lil go getter.
did you hear? on friday night sam got a sandy bucket? poor guy.
yeah but he still got llllllaiiiid
(sam calls)
guys i can’t come out tonight my b-lls are all purple and i think i have an allergy to rodents there’s a rash on my puebs
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