Sandy Claws


from tim burton’s “the nightmare before christmas”. this is how the citizens of halloween town pr-nounce “santa claus”
“kidnap the sandy claws
lock him up real tight.
throw away the key and then
turn off all the lights.”

jack skellington upon meeting santa: “sandy claws…in person…what a pleasure to meet you! -shakes hands- wh-…why, you have hands! you don’t have claws at all!”
garfield at the beach.
jon: hey, ya big dusty tabby-cat! keep your sandy claws off my beach-towel!

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