Sanford NC


a town with a pimp wal-mart. and biscuitville mmmm i love me some biscuitvileee.
it has a lot of white people.
and it’s actually quite small.
it’s close to raleigh, kinda.
and no beach close at all.

we have a cr-p downtown.

but it’s a good place to live.

example:
guy 1: heeyyyyy lets go to downtown and get us some prost-tutes.
guy 2: okay but we can’t do it here in sanford we have to go to raleigh.
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