when you make 5 gallons of sangria, decide it isn’t strong enough and pretend to measure a cup of vodka while your roommate is looking then pouring in the whole bottle when she turns around. “oopsey!” then you pour in strawberries, pineapple, grapes, and raspberries and get sangria’d all day. you’ll know when you have reached sangria’d level when the 5 gallon jug is empty, you profess your dying will when tubing on the lake, and 2 year olds are entertaining you with knee-slapping gestures and requests for grapes.
today. sangria’d. turning to your roommate and only being able to say ” i feel great.” or when a simple sneeze makes you re-balance as to not fall on your -ss.
beautiful, smart, loving, and fun. she makes mistakes and she knows it. open minded. she’s bi-s-xual. all she wants is to find someone who will love her for her, no matter her disabilities or flaws. she has gone through a lot. her name mean “princess grace.” as in.. the princess of monaco. person 1: wow, […]
- Sarah Hill
a sarah hill is awesome. she has unlocked her other self with extreme awesomeness. who knows? maybe even she’ll let you have some of her awesome as well. it doesn’t really matter to her- she has an infinte amount of awesome. also, she is the game. also known as little mountain. “i made friends with […]
strong, beautiful, black people high tempered good s-x mate omg, why are you being so sargeant.
short,brunette,s-xy m-th–f-cka,nice figure,big booty,funny as f-ck,bomb-sh-ll dayum!…that girls ‘gottta’ be a haily
part of speech used by the techno-savvy. an abbreviated version of common conversational phrases used by the texting m-sses. i.e. lol, omw, idk… that last text that christine sent was more of a phrext; not a single word was spelled out.