Sanitary Supply Shortage
the ultimate downfall of mankind. the sanitary supply shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.
whether it’s a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a sanitary supply shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
examples of sanitary supply shortages:
jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. it wasn’t until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
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