sanom
when you trick a girl into giving you a chest b-mp… but instead you put your face down before the moment of impact and motorboat her
guy1:ey man did you see me sanom that b-tch
guy2: h-ll yea son that was too funny she though she was getting props
both: laugh at her expense
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