Santa Bag
when one, after the act of love-making, proceeds to sh-t in the sheets. they then wrap their s-xual partner up into a bag using the soiled sheets. next, the bag is thrown over the shoulder in a santa-like fashion and shaken until utter -rg-smic splendor is reached.
you: “dude i totally went for the santa bag last night! she was so turned on she sh-t herself!”
friend: “double santa bag!!!”
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