santa breath

horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions
peter was happy to get off santa’s lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.

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