santa maria, ca


an utter sh-thole full of hickish old people that makes you want to gouge out your own (or someone elses) eyes.
anna: so where are you from
joe: santa maria, ca
anna: we’re done
joe: what?
anna: i won’t be -ssociated with a hick

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