santa weight
weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the cr-p ton of candy and baked goods available
1 : “be honest, does this dress make me look fat?”
2: “i mean, you have put on some weight since i last saw you.”
1: “yeah, but it’s santa weight. i’m gonna lose it by january.”
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