santa’s enchanted sleigh ride
think human centipede but everyone is doing the unicorn on each other in a straight line. each person sticks a suction cup d-ld- to their head and forcibly inserts it into the r-ct-m of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “neeeeeeigh” and rush forward, dragging those behind them while still forehead to -ss inside of eahother, much like santa’s reindeer.
“yo why did i hear you neighing in your room last night? you watching christmas movies already?”
“nah man, i went on santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“sounds fun, invite me next time though lol i’ll be prancer.”
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