Santa’s Hairy Lay
when a female with long p-b-s braids little christmas bells into them, so that when she’s taking a full length on christmas eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot christmas pork in her moist pudding.
guy friend: “hey what did you and susan get up to on christmas eve?”
guy: “oh she helped a brother out with a santa’s hairy lay.”
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