Santa’s Secret Penguin Spy
he is the most awesome penguin ever. ziffle is not just any penguin. he is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a christmas eve visit from santa claus. ziffle needs to know just one thing? which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.
ziffle is no elf. armed with a cell phone with a direct line to santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. ziffle can just text a name! but all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, ziffle has another secret spy device that allows santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the north pole.
in this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
santa’s secret penguin spy is a bad bad a– like 007 style.
hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace
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