Sap Story


when producers provide a large background story on one individual, usually referring to a tragic event in their lives. this is usually seen on shows like american idol. usually makes a sap feel sympathetic and start supporting the individual.
girl: when i was little, my mom died and i had to be raised by my grandmother! i’m so sad but i think i can sing! please love me!!

guy watching tv: ugh i hate this sap story.

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