Sarah Ann


oh, sarah ann. sarah ann is a more than beautiful girl. she is spectacularly gorgeous. she is breathtaking. she has a body better than a model. she may not believe it but, she truly is a wonder. she has a stunning personality that is cl-ssy not trashy and perfectly s-ssy (when she needs to be) she has a great sense of humor and always works hard. she likes to succeed and will carry herself far in this world, so you want to be her friend. she is a perfectionist but because she is so perfect sometimes suitors are scared. a women as perfect as her should defiantly rock any mans world. if you are lucky enough to get close to her don’t let her go.she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. she is cunning and intelligent.she is fiercely loyal and p-ssionate. she is the spectacular sarah ann.
everyone loves sarah anngorgeous s-xy perfection

it’s hard not to fall in love with her

i heard sarah ann is dating miles
what an extremely lucky man, wow that women is perfect
sweet as a lullaby, can lick lick lick it like a lolly pop , a exception to the rules (just look at her name it’s two), beautiful
mary loves sarahann
a s-xual act performed by a woman using a b-tter churn, a lathe, and a draft horse. named after sarah ann goodesbottom (1622-48), an early settler of the rhode island colony who performed notorious s-x shows for sailors and merchants in port. goodesbottom’s act was so deviant that neighboring magistrates from the m-ssachusetts bay colony eventually seized her, tried her for witchcraft, and burned her at the stake.
“how was your spring break in cancun?”
“insane! have you ever heard of a sarah ann?”

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