Sarah Marie Schmidt
a lesbian vampire who thrives on litlle kids and blood. she never sleeps or eats and is very pale. she always wears a necklace so that she doesn’t sparkle or burn in the sunlight.
look at that s-xy vampire, she must be a sarah marie schmidt.
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