Sarah Palin Story
the reverse of a cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the cinderella. it can also be a david vs. goliath situation where everyone wants to see goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.
i can’t believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on “made.” it’s such a sarah palin story.
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