Sarandicapped
one who is completely inept at the use of saran wrap or any type of plastic wrap. their mind is not developed enough to grasp the static plastic technology and thus usually resort to the use of wax paper or tupperware. in extreme cases of the illness the individual simply throws out all leftovers and makes no attempt to salvage the remains of a dinner.
adam is completely sarandicapped. he has the hardest time using plastic wrap so he just throws out all his leftovers.
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