saras capri-sun vodkas
saras capri-sun vodkas
a glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high cl-ss stripper who will stop at nothing to embarr-ss themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
omg adamus i cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be sl-tdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death tobey maguire as spiderman just like last time!
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