Sarasota High Tea
when you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
carl you are late again from your afternoon break. this cannot continue.
i’m sorry. i had sarasota high tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. the dude had no teeth so it felt really good.
ok well that’s a legitimate reason. i won’t write you up.
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