Sarcancer
when someone is sarcastic in such a way that the sarcastic comment actually contributes nothing to the discussion. also when the sarcastic statement is just r-t-rded.
person a: man, i’ve really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. it has really been b-mming me out how all of my tomato plants die.
person b: you know, my dad has done well with bell peppers! and tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
person a: dang, i could sure use a couple dollars. i’m not a waiter or anything though.
person b: …
person b: you know the world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.
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