sarcastip
to tip in a sarcastic way in an effort to make the bartender feel like “he’s the -sshole”.
bartender: $20.00 please…
pat: here you go
(pat hands a $20.00 bill, bartender smirks)
greg: whoa man he just got p-ssed your not gonna tip him
pat: well i am going to, i was looking for some more money.
(pat put’s a $2.00 on the bar)
pat: twwwoooooo dolllaaa tip here! we got a twwwwooo dolllla tip here!
greg: droppin the sarcastip kid…nice.
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