amazing, kind-hearted girl, who normally only wants the best for people. she can be really shady though and you don’t want to get on her bad side. other than that she’s an amazing friend. she’s absolutely beautiful and any guy is lucky to have her. any girl named sareyah is meant to be with a guy named “jasper” or “ethan” oh did i mention she’s hot
“yo sareyah is so f-cking beautiful it’s ridiculous.”
booknap (n) : when you use your compelling book you’re reading as a pillow while you nap on the beach. i meant to read but ending up just taking a booknap.
a person who loves basketball and always tries to make himself a beeter person. he doesnt like when he puts himself in difficult situations man i’m guerdo
- west virginia flap jack
slapping the foreskin of your flaccid p-n-s against your boyfriend’s lips. the west virginia flap jack brian got was just an appetizer for the g-y feast that followed.
- take the banana
the term take the banana is equivalent to just take it and shut up, just do it, don’t even ask. you know if you are handed a banana, you know what to do with it without question. that is it… take the banana. but dad, why do i have to do it, son, just take […]
- garfield p*rn
the hottest p-rn out there. includes jon and liz s-x scene and garfield f-cking some lasagna. when i watch garfield p-rn i c-m in 7.7 seconds