Sargent Johnson


the most kick -ss character in halo 2.
sargent johnson: “men, here’s where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of b-tches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. we are going to blow the h-ll out of those dumb mugs until we don’t have anything else to shoot ’em with! and then we are going to strangle them with there own-living-guts! …am i right marines?!
marines: sir, yes, sir!
sargent johnson: mhhhm. d-mn right i am. now move it out. double time!

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