sargran wrap
the act of saran wrapping anything and everything keep freshness for no good reason. usually done by old people, particularly asian-grand parents.
1. dude i tried to call you but i was at my grandma house and she has the phone sargran wrapped.
2. i don’t like working at the convalescent home on hot summer days. my legs stick to their saragn wrapped couch.
3. -cleaning out the garage- “geez these alpha-beta coupon fliers look brand new!” “yeah my mom sargran wrapped it just incase they ever come in business”
4.”it’s kinda hard to change channels , they remotes are all sargran wrapped.”
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