Sarongathon
a charity event in cambodia where well known celebrities all wear sarongs when manning the phone lines to accept cash for whatever the chosen charity is.
“i like your sarong.”
“thank you. yes, i’m wearing it this evening at the sarongathon.”
“what are you raising money for?”
“for sir bob geldof to get a haircut and a shave cos he’s in a right f-cking state. even taken to swearing at fishermen.”
“he’s a right pr-ck that one. have a good time.”
“yes, thank you. i will.”
#sarong #sarongathon #sir bob geldof #remain #fishermen #haircut #shave
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