Sarsaparilla


a person that does not drink alcoholic beverages.
bill: hey, it’s beer o’clock and i’m knackered. lets go get a drink.
jim: sorry mate, i don’t drink.
bill: ok, maybe next time.

… later
bill: hey bruce, that new bloke at work.. jim .. did you know he is a sarsaparilla?
bruce: really? man, that is so weak.
when an athlete who loses a compet-tion in his select sport, (such as a tennis match) reaches into his pants and smothers his hand with his ball sweat (without being noticed) and shakes the other compet-tors hand.
yo i gave that guy a sarsaparilla because i lost.

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