sasaphrasquatch
a large creature – a mix between a sasquatch and bigbirds friend sasaphras – usually snacks on little boys masturbating in the woods and befriends woodland creatures
shortname – sas
billy – did you see that giant sas eat up joey?
bob – ya but why was he with that bunny?
billy – i dunno lets see if urban dictionary will tell us
bob – -take’s out laptop-
billy – holy cr-p he was masturbating!
bob – holy cr-p our conversation is on urban dictionarty
now im writing sasaphrasquatch cuz ud told me to
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