Sasquatch Crotch


when pubic hair around the genitals or “ballfro” is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.
gurchrude: “omg!”

helga: “what is it?”

gurchrude: “last night i banged a lumberjack.”

helga: “…and?”

gurchrude: “nah. you wouldn’t believe me if i told you..”

helga: “tell me anyway.”

gurchrude: “ok.. last night… i saw… a sasquatch crotch!”

helga: “mmmm, yummy.”

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