sassage fest


is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of s-ss on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest
that dude is having a s-ssage fest right now, somebody’s gotta stop him before poor w-lly loses his dignity.

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