Sassette


the overlooked, second female smurf (yes, there was more than one, f-cker.).

s-ssette was created by the other smurflings (nat, snappy, and slouchy) to keep them and smurfette company. unlike smurfette, was much younger and a tomboy. of course, when you and smurfette are the only females in an predominantly all-male village, you have to stick together.
s-ssette told brainy to smurf off.

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