sasshole

1: someone who constantly makes jokes that are far to s-ssy with a side -sshole.
2: someone who is an -sshole but is still a loving friend when they direct that -sshole att-tude onto you.
“russell is such an s-sshole. i didn’t know it was possible for a friend to be that much of a douche sometimes.”
a s-ssy person who gives a lot of s-ss
stop s-ssing me you s-sshole!
a combination of s-ssy -sshole, when there’s an equal amount of att-tude and douchebaggery combined into one.
dude, try this tea! it’s awesome!
“sorry, i dunked all of mine in the boston harbor”
you’re such a s-sshole.
a person who is talking back to you.
claire: hey will you hand me my harry potter book?
maresa: no, get it yourself!
claire: jeez! you’re being such a s-ss hole!
(n) /sɑ shəʊl/ majoring in the s-ss with a touch of -sshole.
1: shannon is lord of the s-ssy today.
2: yeah, she’s such a s-sshole.
being born with so much s-ss n-body can handle it so they call you a s-sshole to make the s-ss entertaining.
tina: emma is so s-ssy i can’t take it.

molly: i know, emma is a s-sshole.

tina: haha, calling her a s-sshole makes it funny.
combination of the word “s-ssy” and “-sshole”. a person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter -sshole is their intentional comedic s-ss.
person #1: “did you hear what matthew said yesterday?”
person #2: “no, but i hear his z-formation was impeccable!”
person #1: “he is such a s-sshole!”
a s-ssy -sshole
“dude, she is such a f-cking s-sshole”