Sassive


(adj) p-ssive-agressive s-ssiness.
i asked my waitress for some lemons. she gave me one. b-tch is so s-ssive!

instead of just asking john to be quiet, rachel just said ‘shhhhhhhhh’ for 3 minutes straight. s-ssive.

jessica borrowed my jacket and spilled beer all over it. when i asked her about it, her response was ‘sarry!’ so s-ssive it’s not even funny!

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