Sassmonkey


epic s-ssmaster, someone who is a s-ss guru. and likes monkeys apparently. also may have occasional monkey-esque qualities and outbursts.
ellen rogers is such a s-ssmonkey.
somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly r-t-rded but in a funny way.
will: vicky, sometimes you are such a s-ss monkey!

vicky: i know, i know.

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