Sassy Gay Friend


s-ssy gay friends are really good at preventing women from making dumb decisions, typically when it involves men and relationships. they excel at this because they have the reasonable intellect of a male combined with the emotional drive of a woman. this bridging gap can also work the reverse way by helping men make better decisions with women.

the s-ssy gay friend was made popular by the popular second city network skit found on youtube.
ted: i was almost going to get with steph, but fortunately my s-ssy gay friend knew from the drink she ordered that she had herpes and stopped me. close one!

alice: i was going to call karl, but alejandro, my s-ssy gay friend, told me to give up.

Read Also:

  • death nap

    a death nap is a nap where you actually are probably in a coma. a nap so glorious that you accidentally doze off at 3 pm watching reruns of tlc’s “what not to wear,” and when you wake up it’s pitch black in the room and you realize it’s 4 am and you slept the […]

  • deb face

    when a person attempts to make no point by making an ordinary face. this is mostly used to annoy others and point out how pathetic the person really is. i was in line at the bar the other day discussing the peice of -ss behind the bar, when the girl in front of us just […]

  • my sassy girl

    an original korean movie about a bold and s-ssy girl who got no name, or at least not mentioned in the movie. the girl was played by jun ji-hyun and the guy, cha tae-hyun. because of its success in korean and in the other parts of asian countries, d-mn hollywood is going to make a […]

  • Ferrari 458 Italia

    the successor to the now defunct f430. this car got a lot of great reviews from major automobile shows and magazines and one considers this as one of the all-time greats. it is also arguably the most beautiful ferrari ever built. ferrari 458 italia… una bella machina!! 🙂

  • ferschbag

    like dan fersch, a deuchebag type person, but far worse quit being a d-mn ferschbag


Disclaimer: Sassy Gay Friend definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.