Sastwatch
when a chick has a really thick, bushy, lush crop of p-b-s to the extent that it might have as much hair as sasquatch.
i was rockin’ the sastw-tch because i hadn’t shaved my puss in weeks.
a v-g-n- covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary sasquatch.
after watching all the relatively hairless modern p-rnography widely available on the interweb, i was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70’s-era sastw-tch.
a temporary periodic hormonally induced transformation of a woman into a bloated raging irrational hulking creature.
i cant stand being around that sastw-tch when she’s on the rag.
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