sasuage
another name for a p-n-s c-ck d-ck or p-ck-r
claudia : o wow i was working out with chad yesterday and his sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
kiersten : yes he does have some nice sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long i should know as many times as i sucked it!
claudia : yeah i know he let me m-ssage it and suck it right there in the gym!
kiersten : yeah but i bet he didn’t stick it in your tight p-ssy and make you moan!
claudia : actually he did and he f-cked me in the -ss too!
kiersten : well i bet he didn’t tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
claudia : no that sounds r-t-rded!
kiersten : ha ha i win!
claudia : grow up!
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