satan smasher
a special technique used during s-x where the male douses his d-ck in gasoline then lights it on fire and proceeds to -n-ly smash his victim all while doing it with a coffin.
guy 1: you know kelly?
guy 2: yeah didn’t she die recently
guy 1: yeah you wanna know why? cause i showed her the satan smasher.
guy 2: f-ck…
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