Satanic Butthole
a disorder when you have to take random and disturbingly large sh-ts out of no where and you can’t stop yourself. also known as sbs (satanic b-tthole syndrom). sufferers find this syndrom to strike at the most inconventient times possible, and are difficult to wipe.
msn conversation:
bella says:
tom, i’ve been meaning to talk to you about something
tom says: kk
bella says: i think it’s time we
tom says: brb
-5 minutes later-
bella says: time we started seeing
tom says: brb
-5 minutes later-
bella says: started seeing other peop-
tom says: brb!!
bella says: g-d d-mn tom, control your satanic b-tthole! i’m trying to break up with you here!
tom: i’m sorry! it’s uncontrollable! >_>
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